YOU in Cars Getting Coffee

Kinja'd!!! "tomtom615" (tomtom615)
01/31/2014 at 18:08 • Filed to: None

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Picture this, Seinfeld calls you up and wants to pick you up for some coffee. What car does he pick you up in?


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Kinja'd!!! tomtom615 > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:09

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I will start, Lancia Stratos!

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:11

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Kinja'd!!! Roberto G. > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:12

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Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:13

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Toyota 2000GT

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We're already in make believe land, so why not go whole-hog


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:13

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You want to be third-gear-second-based by Jerry Seinfeld?


Kinja'd!!! tomtom615 > vdub_nut: scooter snob
01/31/2014 at 18:15

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Sure! Who wouldn't? I wouldn't give a shit if it was a hairy truck driver, as long as it was in a Stratos


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:16

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He doesn't.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:17

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1995 Saab 900 SE convertible, black.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:18

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Citroen Traction Avant cabriolet. Dont know why, but I think it would look great and be a good fit

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Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/31/2014 at 18:18

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But if he did, it would be a pinto wagon.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:21

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Porsche 904.
Built for purpose. No nonsense. I doubt I would fit.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ddavidn
01/31/2014 at 18:22

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I can't stand him.

And I don't like being driven places.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/31/2014 at 18:25

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So I guess he can't even drive you crazy?


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:32

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Either an early Jag E-type or a Citroen DS19...either will do.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ddavidn
01/31/2014 at 18:33

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Nope, just annoys me.


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:38

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I would be super stoked if it was a 32-34 ford hot rod. Or a 1967-69 Camaro Z/28 RS


Kinja'd!!! leicester > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:51

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Early 70's Ford F100. Or a Pantera.
I'm cool with either one.
Let me know what time I should expect you, Jerry.


Kinja'd!!! I park in a garage > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:53

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do i know he's coming to get me, or does he just pull up on the corner?

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Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:54

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A C10 Skyline GTR

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Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 18:57

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While I'd love a Porsche, that's pretty predictable by now. How 'bout something different. Some big 'ol "domestic" car, but not exactly a U.S. model?

'67 Pontiac Parisienne convertible:

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Honourable mentions, '57 Fargo:

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Chevy Opala SS:

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Kinja'd!!! Tim (Fractal Footwork) > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 20:22

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My only hope would be and RS200...

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but I would doubt that happening, even if I was going to be on the show.


Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > tomtom615
01/31/2014 at 21:24

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I feel like if Jerry really knew me and wanted to pick a car that is me without me even knowing it, it would probably be the Pontiac 6000 STE. It had all-wheel-drive and competed with Audi's. It wasn't a great car, but it tried, and there's something kind of endearing about that. GM did something a bit different with it, and I have to give them a nod for that. I'd smile as he pulled up in it and marvel at all the little details and its quirky '80s-ish-ness.